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The 2015 Ironhead Cup Draft Kit

Posted by Undrafted Jeff and The Bobocracy - Tue Jun 16 17:43:00 UTC 2015 | Link




Undrafted Jeff and The Bobocracy have again teamed up to prepare a draft kit to assist this year's captains in picking their teams.
 
The Ironhead Cup draft will take place Friday, June 19th at 5:30 PM at Chino Latino, Minneapolis.
 
Each player has been thoroughly analyzed including a break down of their strengths and weaknesses. The list below is sorted by stated handicap and for those Men that have competed in past editions of The Ironhead Cup and return again this year, their actual handicap during the Ironhead Cup events is included.
 
Hambone! (Hdcp: 7.2, Cup: 13.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Grain Alcohol appears to be a handicap doubler...

Biggest Pro:
Consistent iron play.

Biggest Con:
You think a name like Hammer would get you longer drives.
His first time at the top of the handicap board. Correction: WOFM Golf handicap board.

Biggest Pro:
He's dragging a new rookie this year, his son-in-law. Hambone! can spend this year blaming the guy sleeping with his daughter for everything.

Biggest Con:
The donut love continues for Hambone!. Lifetime Ironhead Cup record: 0-8.
Chippewa Smalls (Hdcp: 8.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

** New guy alert** Last chance for all future Target recruits.

Biggest Pro:
Indirectly gives off the country club vibe..That has to be good, right?

Biggest Con:
Hasn't proved it yet on the big dog courses with WOFM distractions.
He abandoned a lesser group to join The Weekend of Man. Bold, but unsuprising.

Biggest Pro:
He's eager and he's a rookie which hopefully means he aims to please.

Biggest Con:
Any hope others should have in him has long been sucked out by The Big Red Machine.
Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Hdcp: 9.6, Cup: 11.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Been pounding local course...Looking for ProV1s.

Biggest Pro:
Can putt with the best them.

Biggest Con:
Easily distracted by strategic interruptions.
And then were gonna find our best friend Doug, and then were gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug!

Biggest Pro:
Put together a few nice rounds last year, helped by putting together a few nice lies in the rough last year.

Biggest Con:
On-course stories from playing companions involving Monterrey, Mexico and a "handsy" pastor are distracting to him.
The Bobocracy (Hdcp: 10.9, Cup: 14.9) CAPTAIN, Ginger 1200s

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

No lack of self confidence here...Can it be backed up?

Biggest Pro:
Streaky good.Nice "club" speed…According to what his significant other told me last night…This is about Bob, right?

Biggest Con:
Thinks he can go pro - even while bay watching at most opportunities.
The Bobocracy ascends to the Captaincy against Macho Rod. A shoulder is likely to break.

Biggest Pro:
The latest tee time has round one ending at roughly 7:00 pm, which means it's likely he'll still be awake.

Biggest Con:
The unpredictability of his game and the influence of long-tenured Alumni at IX is sure to mentally crater him.
Hysterectomy Tom (Hdcp: 13)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

**New guy alert** and affiliated to Lake Citiers...What could be wrong with that combo?

Biggest Pro:
If that handicap of 13 holds up he will be in the running for rookie of the year.

Biggest Con:
Must overcome overpowering urge to re-watch old twins games...Must be something in the water.
He has a cousin Cathy who likes to travel to foreign countries with a funky uterus.

Biggest Pro:
Helpful at the Lake City Golf Club Invitational every year is good signaling for a rookie.

Biggest Con:
The only signal most Lake City rookies pay attention to at WOFM is the one broadcasting Twins game re-runs.
Sporadic Jack (Hdcp: 13.8,Cup: 17.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Strong command of his golf game and Zeus like presence on the course.

Biggest Pro:
Never say die attitude when it comes to finding lost balls - rivals Odysseus.

Biggest Con:
Ritalin is in short supply up north there ya know...Maybe 18 year old Scotch will keep this founding member on an even keel.
For the first time in several years, all Founding Members of The Weekend of Man will be in attendance.

Biggest Pro:
His handicap has risen this year, which gives him a few more holes to take strokes on, hopefully not from the trees.

Biggest Con:
Depending on the morning commuter traffic in Atlanta, Georgia, the 2015 quinoa crop in Bolivia, or a child in Indonesia who won't stop talking in his backswing, there's a chance of mental breakdown.
Sam Adequate (Hdcp: 14.0, Cup: 20.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Ready to take the next step up for WOFM IX

Biggest Pro:
Able to skillfully putt without any alignment.

Biggest Con:
Cake eater lineage should produce lower scores.
The Weekend of Man Alumni most likely to wear a white belt.

Biggest Pro:
Rocked the 2014 Pretty in Pink with confidence after posting the worst handicap differential in 2013.

Biggest Con:
How does anybody rebound after captaining the worst defeat in the history of the Ironhead Cup?
Kahnke Kong (Hdcp: 17.2, Cup: 22.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Professional sports team employment darkening the rose colored glasses.

Biggest Pro:
Strong drives to go with flowing locks.

Biggest Con:
Distracted or inconsistent play due to the lack of media coverage
He assisted in the survival of three fellow Alumni during The Great Anchorage of MMX.

Biggest Pro:
The only player to go undefeated in last year's Ironhead Cup.

Biggest Con:
His value-add is approximately zero. His team was still absolutely destroyed.
Bruce-in-Law (Hdcp: 18.0, Cup: 20.1)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Back from the injured reserve list - did the golf game come with him?

Biggest Pro:
Best clubs money can buy.

Biggest Con:
Getting the rap of injury prone...Could effect his draft status.
He's not good with ladders.

Biggest Pro:
He's good with beer.

Biggest Con:
He's not good with golf.
Six Percent (Hdcp: 18.0, Cup 24.8)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Year two - we are expecting big things.

Biggest Pro:
Showed some awesome golf skills last year.

Biggest Con:
In his line of work - we need to watch for "over value" of game play here.
He will actually know more than one other Alumni this year.

Biggest Pro:
He appreciates* the scenery.

* Development opportunities thereof.

Biggest Con:
He will probably bring business cards to make sure every other Alumni knows him.  Ugh.  Realtors.
Tee Totaler (Hdcp: 20.7)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

**New guy alert** Getting in on strong coat tails… let's see if he seizes the moment.

Biggest Pro:
At least we know who is driving us home each night.

Biggest Con:
Rumor has it he is a white herring and does not consume alcohol...Never seen that on the course before.
A rookie we know nothing about, except that Hambone! Vouches for him.

Biggest Pro:
He doesn't drink, so the odds of a fall-off in his game are the lowest of this year's attendees.

Biggest Con:
He (and we) will never know if he's capable of increased golfing powers by following the Myran Bell Curve.
Good Times Johnny (Hdcp: 21.6)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Back in the mix for 2015 - did the time off give him the ability to trim down that 22?

Biggest Pro:
Almost spider sense ability around beverage cart arrival.

Biggest Con:
Sadly no superhero skills actually on the course.
His last Weekend of Man almost ended in getting shanked by an eskimo in downtown Virginia.

Biggest Pro:
Capable of playing with nearly any level of blood toxicity.

Biggest Con:
He may or may not make his tee time, depending on his ability to locate car keys.
Macho Rod (Hdcp: 22.0, Cup: 22.3) CAPTAIN, Ringo Stockdales

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Taking captain responsibilities with no leadership skills - let the fun begin.

Biggest Pro:
Hits the long ball like a champ...A very angry champ.

Biggest Con:
golf game has the consistency of a fine Chippewa Falls lager.
Without question, statistically the most consistent to handicap player to ever tee it up in The Ironhead Cup.

Biggest Pro:
One word:  Drones.

Biggest Con:
One word:  Drives.
Scottish Rob (Hdcp: 24.0, Cup: 26.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Solid play expected again this year.

Biggest Pro:
handles pressure with Northerner moxy.

Biggest Con:
Focus on water sports limits golf excellence.
Men are hopeful that IX is the year they don't need to wonder whether Scottish Rob will arrive alive.

Biggest Pro:
The most mentally impenetrable Alumni.

Biggest Con:
Mental impenetrability includes constant reminders of where to park the cart. 
Undrafted Jeff (Hdcp: 25.0, Cup: 23.7)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Flirts with par like most men flirt with eagles.

Biggest Pro:
Addition of 588 Altitude irons should help mid-game.

Biggest Con:
24% GIR has to be improved.
Captained the Bowser Big Oaks to the 2014 Ironhead Cup championship.

Biggest Pro:
He is the first and so far only WOFM Alumni to soak himself in beer from the Marquee de Sod trophy.

Biggest Con:
Since it was a win last year, and you never wash on a winning streak, his shirt has 12 months of yeast and malt in it.
Cinnamon! (Hdcp: 25.0, Cup: 27.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Don't let the fair skin and hair color fool you.

Biggest Pro:
Can drive the golf cart like a pro.

Biggest Con:
Needs to straighten out that massive hook...Or is it a slice...Wait - its both.
He won't sit down in the boat.  WTF is with that?

Biggest Pro:
He just doesn't give a f*ck.

Biggest Con:
He just doesn't give a f*ck.
  
RookRookie (Hdcp: 25.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

**New guy alert** Hearing big things from our scouts.

Biggest Pro:
May bring his rhinestone studded golf cart to impress the locals.

Biggest Con:
Still learning the science behind the game of golf...Hint - you want low scores on the scorecard.
The second time he's paid and the first time he's attended.

Biggest Pro:
He owns a golf course.

Biggest Con:
It's Lake Pepin Golf Course. 
"Mark" (Hdcp: 26.9, Cup: 32.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

The Doctor is back in...

Biggest Pro:
Strong silent type on the course.

Biggest Con:
One of the few doctors who isn't a scratch golfer...How does that happen?
After a one year absence, The WOFM resident ear-nose-throat Doc returns.

Biggest Pro:
If his team sucks, he can emergency tracheotomy them.

Biggest Con:
He's the one who sucks.
Nerd (Hdcp: 27.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Will the calming effect of kids be a game changer?

Biggest Pro:
Able to artfully capture the essence of golf.

Biggest Con:
5 putting as an average turns some heads.
The losing captain of the inagural Ironhead Cup in 2011.

Biggest Pro:
IX will be a needed get-away from two kids.

Biggest Con:
There's only one thing I can think of that has gone longer without being touched by Nerd than a golf club.
Citizen Dique (Hdcp: 38.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Needs to lose the "chicks dig the long ball" T-shirt.

Biggest Pro:
High fairways hit percentage.

Biggest Con:
Driving distance 80% down from PGA levels.
Captained his squad to the 2012 Ironhead Cup.

Biggest Pro:
Has the best attitude on course of any Weekend of Man Alumni.

Biggest Con:
The attitude is driven by an accurate self assessment that he is a horrid golfer.



2014 Ironhead Cup Kits

Posted by The Bobocracy - Wed Jul 23 21:58:06 UTC 2014 | Link


The 2014 Ironhead Cup kits have been selected!  Casco will be flying Edina Hornet colors, the alma mater of their Captain, Adequate Sam.  Undrafted Jeff and the Bowser Big Oaks will represent his Burnsville Blaze pride.

Each Weekend of Man alumni will receive a Nike Dri-Fit Tech UV Polo, simply the best golf shirt man has yet constructed, with the 2014 Weekend of Man logo on the right sleeve.  Back again by popular demand, the kits will also include Nike Dri-Fit hats, with the standard Weekend of Man logo on the right temple.



2014 Ironhead Cup Pairings Announced

Posted by The Bobocracy - Wed Jul 23 21:38:45 UTC 2014 | Link



Captains Sam Adequate and Undrafted Jeff charge into the 2014 Ironhead Cup behind a Twin Cities high school rivalry.
 
This year's Ironhead Cup will feature four man teams on Thursday playing for two points per match with a total of four points in play.  Friday's play involves a single three man match played for a single point that each captain has hand-selected.  Saturday's play will be twosomes with four matches/points in play.  The first team to 5 points wins.  Should the teams end in a tie, Undrafted Jeff and the Bowser Big Oaks will retain the cup, as last year's captain Sporadic Jack will be playing for them.

Listed below are the matchups with the number next to the team indicating the team handicap.  Sam Adequate and Casco's pairings are listed first.  Saturday's matches are placed in foursome tee times and the times are indicated.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 7 TH

MATCH 1
Amphetamine Dave, Blue Polaski, The Bobocracy, Cinnamon! (15.0)
vs.
Macho Rod, Six Percent, Sub Prime, Sporadic Jack (15.8)
 
MATCH 2
Sam Adequate, 128 Fluid Ounces, Kahnke Kong, Sparkles (15.4)
vs.
Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug, Hambone!, Scottish Rob, Undrafted Jeff (16.4)

FRIDAY, AUGUST 8 TH

MATCH 1
Kahnke Kong, The Bobocracy, Sparkles (12.0)
vs.
Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug, Hambone!, Sporadic Jack (10.2)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 9 TH

MATCH 1, 10:00 AM
Sparkes and 128 Fluid Ounces (15.2)
vs.
Macho Rod and Sub Prime (17.3)
 
MATCH 2, 10:10 AM
The Bobocracy and Blue Polaski (16.2)
vs.
Undrafted Jeff and Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (17.3)
 
MATCH 3, 10:20 AM
Sam Adequate and Kahnke Kong (15.6)
vs.
Scottish Rob and Hambone! (15.6)
 
MATCH 4, 10:30 AM
Amphetamine Dave and Cinnamon! (13.9)
vs.
Sporadic Jack and Six Percent (16.0)



The 2014 Ironhead Cup Draft

Posted by The Bobocracy - Sat Jun 28 22:57:54 UTC 2014 | Link



The 2014 Ironhead Cup Draft took it to new heights, thanks to the collaborative creativity of this year's captains, Undrafted Jeff and Sam Adequate.  A number of Alumni attended, many beers were consumed, and the entirety of a complete packed bar was involved in deciding this year's teams.

Undrafted Jeff and Sam Adequate decided to choose this year's teams by having bar patrons draw names from a hat.  Waiters and waitresses, hosts and hostesses, and a large number of bar patrons selected names one-by-one and the teams slowly came together.  Oddly enough, all but one name was drawn by a woman.  Huh.  Per Ironhead Cup rules, the hostess chose who picked first and selected Undrafted Jeff and the Bowser Big Oaks to have the first pick.

On to the draft results!

Captains:
Undrafted Jeff - Bowser Big Oaks
Sam Adequate - Casco


FIRST ROUND (The Lake City)
1)  Bowser Big Oaks - Bruce-in-Law (Drawn by Jenna, a patron sitting at the bar)
2)  Casco - Blue Polaski (Drawn by Amy, a patron at an adjacent table)


SECOND ROUND (The Bar Employee)
3)  Bowser Big Oaks - Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Drawn by Nick, a waiter bearing a striking resemblence to Abe Lincoln)
4)  Casco - 128 Fluid Ounces (Drawn by Kendra, our lovely and attentive waitress)


THIRD ROUND (The Exclamation Point)
5)  Bowser Big Oaks - Hambone!  (Drawn by Sara, the hostess)
6)  Casco - Cinnamon! (Drawn by Emily, a patron at a table and the first half of the draft's first double-down)


FOURTH ROUND (The J2EE)
7)  Bowser Big Oaks - Macho Rod (Drawn by Milli, another patron and the second half of the draft's first double-down)
8)  Casco - The Bobocracy (Drawn by Allison, a patron at a table on the far side of the bar)


FIFTH ROUND (The A.T.F.)
9)  Bowser Big Oaks - Scottish Rob (Drawn by Mary, who has nothing notable to record)
10) Casco - Amphetamine Dave (Drawn by Tammy, a bar patron who looked exactly like a Tammy should)


SIXTH ROUND (The Bottom Feeder)
11)  Bowser Big Oaks - Sporadic Jack (Drawn by Sara, the second Sara of the night)
12)  Casco - Kahnke Kong (Drawn by Julie, a bar patron who didn't know why she was drawing out of a hat with one name)
 



2014 Ironhead Cup Draft Kit

Posted by Undrafted Jeff and The Bobocracy - Sat Jun 28 22:20:02 UTC 2014 | Link



Undrafted Jeff and The Bobocracy have again teamed up to prepare a draft kit to assist this year's captains in picking their teams.
 
The Ironhead Cup draft will take place Friday, May 16th at 5:30 PM at Pat's Tap, Minneapolis.
 
Each player has been thoroughly analyzed including a break down of their strengths and weaknesses.  The list below is sorted by stated handicap and for those Men that competed in the 2012 Ironhead Cup and return again this year, their actual handicap from last year's event is included.
 
Amphetamine Dave (Hdcp:  2.8)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Golf Slogan - "I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorists.  Now watch this drive." - George W. Bush

Biggest Pro:
The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Biggest Con:
Unproven WOFM experience,
A dreadful lacross team actually won last in 2013 causing him to short hit his rookie year.

Biggest Pro:
Brings the lowest handicap to WOFM Eight.

Biggest Con:
Bing-watching Breaking Bad on Netflix for product and operation ideas could be a distraction.
Hambone! (Hdcp:  7.2, Cup:  13.8)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

Biggest Pro:
Hambone's diet consists of lots of greens.

Biggest Con:
"Actually, the only tim eI ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula.  And I took a 7 to do that."
Wheels came off the train last year in the deciding match.

Biggest Pro:
Recent retirement means he has nothing better to do than wack his balls around.

Biggest Con:
LOVES donuts.  He's 0-5 the last two years.
Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Hdcp:  9.6, Cup:  11.3)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

"The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie." - Mickey Mantle on the Tweaker's play.

Biggest Pro:
Serious about his golf.

Biggest Con:
Motto:  Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
And then were gonna find our best friend Doug, and then were gonna give him a best friend hug.  Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug!

Biggest Pro:
Maintains an excellent foot wedge game.   

Biggest Con:
Playing opposite Scottish Rob, should that happen, might result in a near-death experience.
The Bobocracy (Hdcp:  10.2, Cup:  14.1)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Outdrive your competition.

Biggest Pro:
Streaky good.

Biggest Con:
Thinks "Golfers do it on the green" is actually about golf.
It is pretty much a given that a series of disasters will follow The Bobocracy all weekend.

Biggest Pro:
Disasters will be resolved and/or heavy drinking will occur.

Biggest Con:
He won't have Billy Blaze to bail him out this year.
Sporadic Jack (Hdcp:  10.6, Cup:  17.3)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Fore Father.

Biggest Pro:
"Mistakes are part of the game.  It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player." - Alice Cooper on Jack's game.

Biggest Con:
Only birdie seen will be from the middle finger.
GUYS!

Biggest Pro:
Has been grooving "Beast Mode" over the winter to re-find some lost distance.

Biggest Con:
Shoulders, back, knees, feet...But mostly his mind.
Bruce-in-Law (Hdcp:  13.8, Cup:  20.1)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anybody's game:  An eraser." - Bruce

Biggest Pro:
It's about the business write-off.

Biggest Con:
High integration of business to golf ration may limit fun factor.
A new home with a twin-tap beer system has him looking down his nose at cheap beer.

Biggest Pro:
The only lefty capable of controlling distances with his sand wedge.

Biggest Con:
A recently-fractured foot could be a serious setback.
Sam Adequate (Hdcp:  14.0) CAPTAIN, Casco

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Represents Hornet pride.

Biggest Pro:
If thinking you are good at golf is an indicator...Sam is great.

Biggest Con:
How did I make a twelve on a part five hole?  It's simple:  I missed a four-footer for an eleven.
Edina bravado has him captaining a team this year.

Biggest Pro:
He's from Edina which means he has more money than us which means he can buy the beer.

Biggest Con:
He's from Edina.  Captaincy could turn into a superiority complex.
Kahnke Kong (Hdcp:  17.2, Cup:  23.4)
 

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

I never rooted against an opponent, but I never rooted for him either.

Biggest Pro:
A minor adjustment can produce oustanding results.

Biggest Con:
Golf is the sport where your most feared opponent is yourself!
His laid-back attitude means spending time with him looking for his golf balls is a serene experience.

Biggest Pro:
Flowing locks.

Biggest Con:
As a Director of Analytics for a professional sports team, he could be too focused on the numbers.  Particularly consumed beers.
Macho Rod (Hdcp:  22.0, Cup:  22.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

Biggest Pro:
New mindset = Lower score

Biggest Con:
My golf game is improving...I miss the hole nearer now.
Won the opening match of 2013 with a brilliant par on the 17th hole of The Quarry.

Biggest Pro:
Rod 2.0:  Cool, calm, collected.

Biggest Con:
Rod 2.0's golf game still requires the Bell Curve of Soberness.
128 Fluid Ounces (Hdcp:  22.0, Cup 29.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.

Biggest Pro:
What happens on the golf course stays on the golf course.

Biggest Con:
Long ball?
Collar AND sport coat.

Biggest Pro:
Dapper.

Biggest Con:
You can tell he REALLY wants to pop the collar up.
Blue Polaski (Hdcp:  22.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators."  - Blue

Biggest Pro:
The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Biggest Con:
New to WOFM.  Might be easily distracted by all the bad golf etiquette.
The only rookie (so far) of 2014.  Is he really ready for The Weekend of Man?

Biggest Pro:
He brings a LOT of life experience.

Biggest Con:
The experience is because he's old.  I mean, really old.
Scottish Rob (Hdcp:  24.0, Cup: 26.1)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconsistency.

Biggest Pro:
Unshakeable spirit.

Biggest Con:
Can be affected by a good scotch.
Put up a few monster numbers last year yet still earned 1.5 points.

Biggest Pro:
Capable of rationalizing really crappy golf shots.

Biggest Con:
His golf game sucks, and his sailing blows.  Get it?  Maybe?  Is this thing on?
Undrafted Jeff (Hdcp:  25.0, Cup: 22.9) CAPTAIN, The Bowser Big Oaks

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

New mashie clubs should improve game.

Biggest Pro:
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Biggest Con:
An endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
Burnsville represents this year as Undrafted Jeff assumes the title of captain.

Biggest Pro:
Maaaaaaaaassssssshhhhiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee

Biggest Con:
All but assured he blames his team members for any and all mistakes, but mostly his own.
Cinnamon! (Hdcp:  25.0, Cup:  26.7)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Coined the phrase "Golf.  The art of playing fetch with yourself."
Biggest Pro:
Not one to speak during backswings.

Biggest Con:
More time in the sand than David Hasslehoff.
He's the Anti-Smalls:  He always slices.

Biggest Pro:
Has the world's greatest pickup line/ice breaker at his disposal this year.

Biggest Con:
The odds of him using it are the closest thing in nature to absolute zero that scientists have yet observed.



2013 Ironhead Cup Pairings Announced

Posted by The Bobocracy - Wed Aug 07 20:02:46 UTC 2013 | Link



Captains Sporadic Jack and Scottish Rob have finished pairing their teams and on paper, an epic battle for the 2013 Ironhead Cup is ahead.
 
This year's Ironhead Cup will feature three man teams on Thursday with a total of four matches/points in play.  Saturday's play will be twosomes with six matches/points in play.  The first team to 5.5 points wins.  Listed below are the matchups with the number next to the team indicating the team handicap.  Sporadic Jack's pairings are listed first.  Saturday's matches are placed in foursome tee times and the times are indicated.
 
THURSDAY, AUGUST 1ST
 
MATCH 1
The Bobocracy, Bruce-in-Law, Silent Lucidity (15.7)
vs.
"Mark", Double Guns, Ingalls of his Dingalls (31.2)
 
MATCH 2
Kahnke Kong, Kent 45 The Six Shitter, Cinnamon! (19.9)
vs.
The Phony Peroni, Master Baiter Jason, Sam Adequate (16.2)
 
MATCH 3
Sporadic Jack, Macho Rod, The Phantom Menace (11.3)
vs.
Undrafted Jeff, Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug, Hambone! (13.9)
 
MATCH 4
Amphetamine Dave, 128 Fluid Ounces, Long Duk Dong (19.9)
vs.
Bitchfield, E. Pliddy, Scottish Rob (22.7)
 
SATURDAY, AUGUST 3RD
 
MATCH 1, 11:00 AM
Kahnke Kong and Macho Rod (19.6)
vs.
Double Guns and Ingalls of his Dingalls (31.1)
 
MATCH 2, 11:10 AM
The Bobocracy and Bruce-in-Law (12.0)
vs.
The Phony Peroni and Scottish Rob (21.6)
 
MATCH 3, 11:20 AM
Sporadic Jack and Kent 45 The Six Shitter (14.8)
vs.
Hambone! and Sam Adequate (14.0)
 
MATCH 4, 11:30 AM
Cinnamon! and Long Duk Dong (30.0)
vs.
Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug and Master Baiter Jason (15.3)
 
MATCH 5, 11:40 AM
Silent Lucidity and The Phantom Menace (11.5)
vs.
E. Pliddy and Undrafted Jeff (25.0)
 
MATCH 6, 11:50 AM
Amphetamine Dave and 128 Fluid Ounces (12.4)
vs.
"Mark" and Bitchfield (24.5)



2013 Ironhead Cup Draft Marred by Controversy

Posted by Undrafted Jeff - Wed Aug 07 20:01:52 UTC 2013 | Link

The Barrio Hostess Ashley and Her Selection of Sporadic Jack
The Barrio Hostess Ashley and Her Selection of Sporadic Jack

Situation: The 2013 Ironhead Cup Draft was at Barrio in Lowertown, St. Paul at 4:30 PM this Friday (June 7th). Sporadic Jack and Scottish Rob are this year's captains based on the criteria set by Good Times Johnny (Greater than six feet tall, white hair, beard) so did the draft undoubtedly prove to be a battle of the minds?
 
And now the play-by-play of the battle actually begins.
 
In a brilliant move - Scottish Rob starts the mind games by going to the wrong bar for some drinks and a deep strategy session before the draft.  This "delay" tactic leaves Sporadic Jack sitting on a park bench across the street from Barrio looking closely like a pre-holiday Santa waiting for the bus. That is where I joined the draft fun.
 
Upon arriving in Barrio Sporadic Jack quickly uses his boyish charms to persuade a "Smokin Hot" hostess to be the "coin flip."  [Editor's Note:  WOFM Draft rules dictate that if the hostess is hot, she chooses who picks first.  If male or unattractive, the duties are given to the bartender.]
 
While waiting for Scottish Rob, Sporadic Jack shares the in-depth, bus stop derived, family first strategy with Undrafted Jeff and star witness to the draft - Weekend of Man Alumni Nerd.  This strategy consists of drafting lesser skilled players who have the ability to get into "the minds" of opponents.  He is not focused on low scores but rather on team chemistry and sabotage.
 
"Smokin Hot" hostess was a confirmed hottie and she did follow the protocol by awarding Champ McNairs and Sporadic Jack the first pick in the 2013 draft. She later shares privately she based her decision 100% on promptness (not on package size which Sporadic Jack may try to boost.)
 
On to the draft:
 
Sporadic Jack makes the first choice and goes for the lowest handicap - not family...interesting...
 
The Draft then predictively serpentines down "Low Handicap Lane" for the first 4 rounds.  No clear advantage is gained by either team.
 
In round 5 Sporadic Jack then activates the family-first strategy.  You can actually see and feel the battle heating up.  By all accounts this is where Scottish Rob's strategy started to come together.  You could actually hear the gun shot sounds as the captain of Team Champ McNairs begins shooting his own feet.  Notice the Long Duk Dong and Cinnamon choices. Slight advantage is given to Scottish Rob in the middle rounds.
 
The apogee of the draft happened in Round Ten when Scottish Rob proudly drafts Good Times Johnny for Team Omer Princes.  Since Good Times Johnny is not an official player in 2013, this causes quite the uproar.  Rules are reviewed, phone calls are being made, text messages are flying...not sure how this will resolve itself.  But this is very fun to watch as the captains continue battling it out for the 20th out of 24 draft spot.
 
A ruling from The Bobocracy was needed to resolve the situation.  Whoever drafts Double-Guns will get Good Times Johnny as a proxy for one round of golf - the ruling solves the issue for now and we continue on with the draft.
 
The draft finishes with no further tussles and a few more rounds of beer.


DRAFT RESULTS:


Round One:
1)  Champ McNairs - Amphetamine Dave (2.8)
2)  Omer Princes - Hambone!  (7.2)


Round Two:
3)  Champ McNairs - The Bobocracy (10.2)
4)  Omer Princes - Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (9.6)


Round Three:
5)  Champ McNairs - Bruce-in-Law (13.8)
6)  Omer Princes - Master Baiter Jason (15.3)


Round Four:
7)  Champ McNairs - Kent 45 The Six Shitter (17.5)
8)  Omer Princes - Sam Adequate (14.0)


Round Five:
9)  Champ McNairs - Kahnke Kong (17.2)
10)  Omer Princes - The Phony Peroni (19.2)


Round Six:
11)  Champ McNairs - Macho Rod (22.0)
12)  Omer Princes - E. Pliddy (22.0)


Round Seven:
13)  Champ McNairs - Cinnamon!  (25.0)
14)  Omer Princes - Undrafted Jeff (25.0)


Round Eight:
15)  Champ McNairs - 128 Fluid Ounces (22.0)
16)  Omer Princes - Bitchfield (22.0)


Round Nine:
17)  Champ McNairs - Silent Lucidity (23.0)
18)  Omer Princes - "Mark" (26.9)


Round Ten:
19)  Champ McNairs - Long Duk Dong (35.0)
20)  Omer Princes - Ingalls of his Dingalls (31.7)


Round Eleven:
21)  Champ McNairs - The Phantom Menace (?)
22)  Omer Princes - Double Guns (36.5)


Overall Team Handicaps:
Champ McNairs:  18.1 +/- The Phantom Menace
Omer Princes:  21.1



2013 Ironhead Cup Draft Kit

Posted by Undrafted Jeff and The Bobocracy - Wed Aug 07 19:59:58 UTC 2013 | Link



Undrafted Jeff and The Bobocracy have again teamed up to prepare a draft kit to assist this year's captains in picking their teams.
 
The Ironhead Cup draft will take place Friday, June 7th at 4:30 PM at Barrio Lowertown, St. Paul.
 
Each player has been thoroughly analyzed including a break down of their strengths and weaknesses.  The list below is sorted by stated handicap and for those Men that competed in the 2012 Ironhead Cup and return again this year, their actual handicap from last year's event is included.
 
Amphetamine Dave (Hdcp:  2.8)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Target Corp's best hope for The Tour.

Biggest Pro:
Lowest handicap - Strong golf skills.

Biggest Con:
Dave thinks handicap is a measure of the number of mint juleps consumed during a round.
Lives in outer-ring suburbs which means he most likely runs a meth lab in his basement.

Biggest Pro:
The only 2013 alumni from Target that is capable of using words.

Biggest Con:
Bullseye corporate culture is heavy on herd mentality and he will probably regress.
Hambone! (Hdcp:  7.2, 2012 Cup:  14.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Flairs of greatness surround him.

Biggest Pro:
Had a strong 2012 campaign and is looking for more glory in 2013.

Biggest Con:
social anxiety experienced outside of "safe haven" villa may increase the golf score.
Came out of his shell in 2012 and even left the villa.

Biggest Pro:
The Twins are so dreadful this year he's expected to socialize again.

Biggest Con:
Stats are deceiving:  Only player in 2012 to go 0-3, despite his team winning.
Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Hdcp:  9.6, 2012 Cup:  11.7)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

The Ace of 2012.

Biggest Pro:
Great all around golf player.

Biggest Con:
Still hasn't seen The Hangover.
And then were gonna find our best friend Doug, and then were gonna give him a best friend hug.  Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug!

Biggest Pro:
Concedes his own putts.    

Biggest Con:
Lake Superior Black IPA could destroy his ability to golf on Saturday.
The Bobocracy (Hdcp:  10.2, 2012 Cup:  12.8)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Using the teachings of Stewart Smalley in 2013.  http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91asmalley.phtml.

Biggest Pro:
Can flat out produce some awesome golf shots.

Biggest Con:
"Refuse to Lose" motto has proven ineffective.
Practically a Weekend of Man Demi-god.

Biggest Pro:
Rattled off four birdies in a five hole stretch last year.

Biggest Con:
Bookended the birdie streak with an eight and a nine.
Sporadic Jack (Hdcp:  10.6, 2012 Cup:  17.6) CAPTAIN, Champ McNairs

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Has seen it all...We are talking about movies - right?

Biggest Pro:
Huge ball striker.

Biggest Con:
High reliance on Ritalin.
His golf game could match up well aga...Traffic wasn't bad at all on the drive up, was it?

Biggest Pro:
Will strategize more than any other captain in the history of the Ironhead Cup.

Biggest Con:
11:00 am tee times means darkness will have an impact on the last few holes of his round.
Bruce-in-Law (Hdcp:  13.8, 2012 Cup:  20.1)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Proving that bankers are people too.

Biggest Pro:
Nice golf  swagger.

Biggest Con:
Bull market may affect golf game.
New home construction undoubtedly means an increase in beer consumption.

Biggest Pro:
New custom-fit golf clubs have dramatically improved ball striking.

Biggest Con:
He had the clubs last year too.
Sam Adequate (Hdcp:  14.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Last name has me thinking we have a "made for TV" Movie being filmed during the weekend.

Biggest Pro:
Pretty impressive handicap number hanging around his collar.

Biggest Con:
Not 100% sold on his battle worthiness on MN golf courses.
Despite surname, he's from Edina so he's a douche by default.

Biggest Pro:
Leads the 2013 Rookie Class in enthusiasm and Brotocol knowledge.

Biggest Con:
He's a consultant which means his contributions will be few and very expensive.
Master Baiter Jason (Hdcp:  15.3, 2012 Cup:  16.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Does things in eight second intervals - either riding a bull or crashing a boat.

Biggest Pro:
Smooth golf swing.

Biggest Con:
Terrible blues singer.
On the losing team in 2012 yet still suave enough he drank beer from the Ironhead Cup.

Biggest Pro:
Inate understanding of the long-play and/or repetitive joke.

Biggest Con:
High likelihood he crashes the cart into something directly off the first tee.
Kahnke Kong (Hdcp:  17.2, 2012 Cup:  24.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Golf game mirrors Timberwolves seasons.

Biggest Pro:
Solid start.

Biggest Con:
Fades to unwatchable by the end.
Recently beat out for the T-Wolves GM position by Flip Saunders because his name was too close to the prior GM.

Biggest Pro:
Birdied the 18th hole during the last match of 2012, sealing the win.

Biggest Con:
Still has not taken responsibility for The Great Summer Shandy Disaster of MMX.
Kent 45 The Six Shitter (Hdcp:  17.5, 2012 Cup:  31.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Really found his way around the golf course last year.

Biggest Pro:
Most likely to catch Walleyes in the drainage ditch.

Biggest Con:
Golf is not a game of emotion.
Weekend of Man Rennaisance Man - Fillets fish, finds golf balls, cooks.

Biggest Pro:
He should start the 2013 Ironhead Cup with all his clubs. Should.

Biggest Con:
Will undoubtedly be more focused on some issue with his boat over golf.
The Phony Peroni (Hdcp:  19.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Ask him about Russian Hookers and golf trips.

Biggest Pro:
95% Fairway accuracy.

Biggest Con:
Never stated how far those 95% fairway drives actually go.
For one weekend he's going to stop reading about life and start living it.

Biggest Pro:
Once he realizes there's nothing at stake, plays out of his mind.

Biggest Con:
He requires you to bring your own tarp.
Macho Rod (Hdcp:  22.0, 2012 Cup:  22.8)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Broke the course record for most alcohol stored in his golf bag.

Biggest Pro:
Can smash the long ball.

Biggest Con:
5% fairway hitter - if you count the fringe.
Game is sensitive to the Inebriation Bell Curve, renamed years ago to the Myran Bell Curve.

Biggest Pro:
Played lights-out on the front nine during the final match last year.

Biggest Con:
Sobered up on the back nine.
Bitchfield (Hdcp:  22.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Not sure why "Mean Gene the Home Wrecking Machine" never caught on.

Biggest Pro:
Will turn a few heads with some strong golf shots.

Biggest Con:
May be afraid to show the banker up.
Returns after several years of absences - May have difficulty adapting to the increased awesomeness of this year.

Biggest Pro:
Only alumni to never complain about the beer.

Biggest Con:
Fishing is terrible when Gene is in the boat.
128 Fluid Ounces (Hdcp:  22.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Angry ever since Dos Equis stole "the most interesting man in world" commercials from him.

Biggest Pro:
High discipline = amazing golf scores.

Biggest Con:
Can have his game derailed when Brandy Alexanders are not served by the beverage girls.
Striking resemblance to Larry Hagman circa mid-1980s Dallas.

Biggest Pro:
Lets his golf clubs do the talking.

Biggest Con:
Possibly a mute.
E. Pliddy (Hdcp:  22.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Still upset about the poor record sales of "Last Train to Paris".

Biggest Pro:
Found golf after unsuccessful run as a rapper.

Biggest Con:
"Mama said knock you out" not appropriate to yell during tee off.
Making his way from New York City, may find the remoteness of Giants Ridge a little too "Deliverance" for his liking.

Biggest Pro:
Tipping the scales at 130 lbs soaking wet, will go uncontested in his weight class.

Biggest Con:
Inability to regularly update Facebook may frustrate him.
Silent Lucidity (Hdcp:  23.0, 2012 Cup:  25.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Looking to make some noise in 2013.

Biggest Pro:
Improvement in the short game will really be impactful.

Biggest Con:
No improvement in short game will not be impactful.
One of the first sign-ups for 2013 after a memorable 2012.

Biggest Pro:
Steady-Eddie on the course with predictable results.

Biggest Con:
Constant, un-ending commentary about his lack of distance and his qualifications to play the forward tees.
Scottish Rob (Hdcp:  24.0, 2012 Cup:  25.5) CAPTAIN, Omer Princes

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Assuming a leadership role may affect golf psyche.

Biggest Pro:
Never too high or too low.

Biggest Con:
Too bad rugby skills don't translate well to golf.
Absolute mastery of subtle gamesmanship makes him one of the strongest captains ever.

Biggest Pro:
"The Emperor" will wreak havoc on the other team.

Biggest Con:
His golf game will providing nothing to his own team while he daydreams about sailing.
Undrafted Jeff (Hdcp:  25.0, 2012 Cup: 25.6)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Master of the three putt.

Biggest Pro:
Has watched Caddyshack at least 150 times.

Biggest Con:
Folds up like a folding chair at any sign of pressure.
The only thing louder than his shoes is his mouth.

Biggest Pro:
Same as last year:  Mentally exhausting to the other team.

Biggest Con:
Same as last year:  Mentally exhausting to his own team.
Cinnamon! (Hdcp:  25.0, 2012 Cup:  25.9)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Proving once again pacifists can play golf.

Biggest Pro:
Plays the same with any club at any time.

Biggest Con:
Strong fear of Giants Ridge hostesses.
Complaints about objects of which Man has no control (i.e. the sun, gravity, etc.) will be frequent.

Biggest Pro:
Likely will respond better to a non-leadership role.

Biggest Con:
Left-to-right ball flight.  Total left-to-right holes out of 54:  three.
"Mark" (Hdcp:  26.9, 2012 Cup:  35.9)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Second time is a charm.

Biggest Pro:
Returning to avenge 2012.

Biggest Con:
May play the same way as 2012.
Machismo was punished on difficult golf courses in 2012.

Biggest Pro:
Resident Weekend of Man ear/nose/throat doctor.

Biggest Con:
Weekend of Man could really better utilize an orthopedic specialist.
Ingalls of his Dingalls (Hdcp:  31.7)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Once jumped Minnehaha Creek in a golf cart.

Biggest Pro:
Uses his pure athleticism to find balls in the rough.

Biggest Con:
Pending shoulder surgery may effect long game.
Another Dave?  Jesus.  How many F'ing Daves can we have?

Biggest Pro:
Twins Fandom may endear him to Lake City crowd.

Biggest Con:
Past as a wrestler might make him much too comfortable with starting intra-team tickle fights.
Long Duk Dong (Hdcp:  35.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Known as "The Beast from the East" - Not sure what that even means.

Biggest Pro:
Has some golfers in his immediate family.

Biggest Con:
May confuse golf cart for a luxurious crossover vehicle.
May be the closest to an unfrozen caveman we have as he will have to re-adjust to American cultural customs in one weekend.

Biggest Pro:
As a Tokyo resident, will provide scared-big-citier-in-the-wilderness company to E. Pliddy.

Biggest Con:
Cares about golf even less than he plays it.
Double Guns (Hdcp:  36.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

New guy wildcard.

Biggest Pro:
Unknown skill level bring excitement to the draft .

Biggest Con:
Claims a 36.5 handicap.
Cinnamon! and Scottish Rob are joined by a third person that when in the sun resembles a fork in a microwave.

Biggest Pro:
Creativity and quick thinking makes for a possible Wizard-in-Training.

Biggest Con:
You do know who The Wizard is, don't you?
The Phantom Menace (Hdcp:  Unknown)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

[Whooshing sounds]

Biggest Pro:
[Whooshing sounds]

Biggest Con:
[Whooshing sounds]
Not paying got the 24th Man kicked out, and now the captains get to draft an empty chair.

Biggest Pro:
Lots of risk picking an unknown could mean high reward.

Biggest Con:
The empty chair bit didn't work too well for Clint Eastwood.



2013 Ironhead Cup Kits & Draft Date Set

Posted by The Bobocracy - Wed Aug 07 19:59:08 UTC 2013 | Link

2013 Weekend of Man Kits
2013 Weekend of Man Kits

The Weekend of Man Twenty Thirteen is only 10 weeks away and The 2013 Ironhead Cup is beginning to shape up.  In February, at The Weekend of Man Board of Directors meeting, Good Times Johnny announced the criteria for this year's Ironhead Cup captains:

Over 6 feet tall, white hair, white beard.

As such, Sporadic Jack and Scottish Rob, the only two Alumni and Twenty Thirteen attendees meeting this criteria, were chosen.  Team names were chosen based on criteria suggested by Sporadic Jack that (after many beers during the Board of Directors meeting) was actually approved, and based on that criteria, Sporadic Jack will captain the Champ McNairs and dress in black while Scottish Rob will lead the Omer Princes in crimson.  Each Twenty Thirteen alumni will receive a Nike Dri-Fit Victory Polo in their team's color with the Twenty Thirteen logo embroidered on the right sleeve, as well as a Nike Dri-Fit Tech Swoosh cap with the standard Weekend of Man logo on the side temple.

 
The Ironhead Cup Draft has been scheduled for 4:30 PM, Friday, June 7th, 2013 at Barrio in Lowertown St. Paul.  All Men are encouraged to attend, especially rookies.

The Bobocracy and Undrafted Jeff will be preparing a draft kit for the captains to be published no later than May 31st.



2012 Ironhead Cup Draft Kit

Posted by - Thu May 17 13:24:46 UTC 2012 | Link



UPDATE:  In order to accommodate the enjoyment of malted beverages without the worry of returning to a place of employment, Citizen Dique and Cinnamon!, captains of this year's Ironhead Cup, have rescheduled The Draft to 3:00 pm.  Same day, same location.

The Weekend of Man is proud to announce that the date of the 2012 Ironhead Cup draft will be at Noon on Friday, May 25th, 2012 at The Bulldog Lowertown in St. Paul, MN.

To prepare Citizen Dique and and Cinnamon!, the 2012 Ironhead Cup captains, Undrafted Jeff and The Bobocracy have put together a Draft Kit to assist them in picking their teams.

The qualities of each player available in this year's draft have been thoroughly analyzed based on their past performance and future projections.  The list below is sorted by the lowest to highest handicap.



Dr. Chuck and Mr. Solheid (Hdcp:  5.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Solid 5 pointer -  all phases of the game are great.  Smell can be distracting.

Biggest Pro:
Great putting.

Biggest Con:
Rancid gas.
By far the strongest player in this year's field.

Biggest Pro:
Model of golfing consistency.

Biggest Con:
What the hell is he thinking about when he stands over the ball?



Hambone! (Hdcp:  7.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Like a wolf on the course?.Lone Wolf McQuade.

Biggest Pro:
Surprising golf moxie.

Biggest Con:
People scare him.
Isolation during 2010 (MMX) leaves many wondering what golf game he will bring to the course.

Biggest Pro:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnfbh2_snl-hambone_shortfilms

Biggest Con:
May lock himself inside a villa with his neighbors again.



Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Hdcp:  9.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Excellent golfer.  Terrible gangster.

Biggest Pro:
Great shots in the clutch.

Biggest Con:
Doesn't know his own theme song.
Kept Mesabi team in it during 2011 Cup.  Mental hiccup on the final day.

Biggest Pro:
Consistent, low-handicapper.

Biggest Con:
2011 mental state a fluke or could another collapse be on the horizon?



The Bobocracy (Hdcp:  10.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Has The Bishop (Caddyshack) qualities.  Could conceivably break the course record, but ends up pseudo swearing and getting hit by lightning.

Biggest Pro:
The long ball.

Biggest Con:
Wrath of God.
Most likely the longest hitter in this year's field; Flashy but inconsistent game works well in match play.

Biggest Pro:
He is as likely to make birdies as anybody.

Biggest Con:
He doesn't play well drunk.



Kjoe (The K is Silent) (Hdcp:  10.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

New guy - scouts like his demographic profile.

Biggest Pro:
Lives on a golf course.

Biggest Con:
Big Grey Poupon guy.
His rookie/unknown status could land him near the bottom of the draft pool despite his handicap.

Biggest Pro:
Lives on a golf course so he must be able to play golf.

Biggest Con:
He's a total unknown.



Sporadic Jack (Hdcp: 10.6)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Dali Lama of the group.  However slow play kills the fun factor.

Biggest Pro:
Huge hitter.  Long.  Flowing.

Biggest Con:
Over-thinking club selection while discussing in length the finer points of film making.
While not hiting the ball as far as he used to, he still can make the putts, and that's what counts.

Biggest Pro:
Can compete with anybody if he brings his A game.

Biggest Con:
Might go missing looking for lost ball.



Master Baiter Jason (Hdcp: 14.4)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Can be a great golfer with the right caddie.

Biggest Pro:
Risk taker.

Biggest Con:
Risk taker.
His game is better than his handicap suggests.

Biggest Pro:
Team chemistry and sandbagging.

Biggest Con:
A recent move and two young children:  Can he focus?



Kahnke Kong (Hdcp:  16.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Golf game summarized by a Katy Perry song - Hot and Cold.

Biggest Pro:
Can get very hot.

Biggest Con:
Can get very cold?Hence the song.
After a few bright flashes to open the 2011 Ironhead Cup, he got down on himself and failed to contribute.

Biggest Pro:
Has the potential to scrap out a few holes.

Biggest Con:
Terrible taste in beer.  Summer Shandy?  Really?



Bruce-in-Law (Hdcp:  16.7)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Golf is a big part of his "job."

Biggest Pro:
Stays within his game.

Biggest Con:
God complex.
A possible sleeper pick for this year, he is capable of playing anywhere from the high 70s to high 90s.

Biggest Pro:
You know what you are going to get with his game.

Biggest Con:
Shorter hitter;  with match play and long par 4s, the other team has opportunities against him.



Kent 45 The Six Shitter (Hdcp:  17.5)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Strong silent type of golfer?not sure what that even means.

Biggest Pro:
Strings shots together with the best of them.

Biggest Con:
Tends to dangerously mix over the counter drugs that wind up hindering his performance.
Guaranteed to play hung over.  Tweaks excessively after taking 12,000% of his daily B vitamins and a five hour energy.  Temper.

Biggest Pro:
Good for one or two surprise shots a round that could mentally break the other team.

Biggest Con:
He is known to break clubs on the course.  The most is two in a round. On the same hole.



The Phony Peroni (Hdcp:  18.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Greatness when playing against Undrafted Jeff.

Biggest Pro:
Hitting the fairway at 95% clip.

Biggest Con:
Not always playing Undrafted Jeff.
Who would have thought that a middle-of-the-draft player would ice the 2011 Ironhead Cup for the Vermilion Team? 

Biggest Pro:
He can stay calm and help you solve a "105 pound problem."

Biggest Con:
Can he actually replicate last year's defining performance again this year?



Macho Rod (Hdcp:  20.7)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Has accomplished phenomenal things on the golf course? A few even related to golf.

Biggest Pro:
Fastest club speed on the tour.

Biggest Con:
Hulk-like rage.
Another of the long hitters, particularly with a sand wedge.  It remains to be seen if he can stay on top of the Golf/Booze Bell Curve.

Biggest Pro:
Big drives in the fairway could set him up for good holes.

Biggest Con:
Too much (or too little) booze and the wheels will come off.



Cinnamon! (Hdcp:  23.4) CAPTAIN, BLUE TEAM

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Makes a memorable impression on the golf course?. Usually from one of his body parts.

Biggest Pro:
First guy there if a fight breaks out - so he can get a great seat.

Biggest Con:
Profound fear of beverage cart girl.
May not be able to handle the pressure of captaining a team.  Lacks killer instinct.

Biggest Pro:
He's a confirmed natural red-head.

Biggest Con:
Nobody plays better with clubs that have bent shafts.  His shafts are as straight as they could be.



Scottish Rob (Hdcp:  24.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

You think his lineage would produce a better golfer.

Biggest Pro:
Even temperament  - steady play.

Biggest Con:
Ancestry hangs around neck like a anchor.
Partners well with other golfers and was a surprise force in winning it last year for the Vermilion team.

Biggest Pro:
Can shock many with surprisingly good holes.

Biggest Con:
He doesn't really want to compete;  Gentle giant attitude.



Undrafted Jeff (Hdcp:  25.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Brief spots of greatness followed by long durations of terrible golf.

Biggest Pro:
Stylish shoe/bag combo.

Biggest Con:
Whenever you really need a shot  - he is not there for you.
After a lot of pre-tourney trash talk, his game fell apart during the last round of 2011.  Can he re-find his mojo?

Biggest Pro:
Mentally exhausting to the other team.

Biggest Con:
Mentally exhausting to his own team.



Good Times Johnny (Hdcp:  25.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Amazing how well he golfs with one hand (the other is used for holding a beverage of choice).

Biggest Pro:
Whenever you really need a shot  - he buys a beer for you.

Biggest Con:
Too many bathroom breaks.
Last year's winning captain, his influence/strategy on team chemistry in the draft cannot be overlooked.

Biggest Pro:
Game seems impervious to alcohol.

Biggest Con:
He may not make it to the course if he can't find his keys.



"Mark" (Hdcp:  25.2)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

New guy - scouting report - MM will always miss 100% of the shots he doesn't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots he does.

Biggest Pro:
Confident attitude.

Biggest Con:
Bought clubs at Kmarts sporting goods section.
The only other rookie in the field, he boasts of being able to beat anybody, but he is most likely not talking about golf.

Biggest Pro:
Unknown game brings draft sleeper potential.

Biggest Con:
Strong attitude could backfire.



Nerd (Hdcp:  27.0)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Professional level photography skills does not translate well to the golf course.

Biggest Pro:
Calm on the course.

Biggest Con:
Calmness.
Last year's losing captain, his game has improved every year for the past several.  We'll see how far he has come.

Biggest Pro:
Improving.

Biggest Con:
He still sucks.



Citizen Dique (Hdcp:  34.2)  CAPTAIN, GREEN TEAM

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

Enjoying his second tour at WOFM and already posturing for a management position.

Biggest Pro:
Will cover every square inch of the course.

Biggest Con:
Rich was overheard saying - "I'm not what I would call a strong swinger"
Took up golf last year and finds himself thrust into the Captain's chair.  Leadership skills will be tested.

Biggest Pro:
Can't get mad about not playing to his potential when he doesn't have any potential.

Biggest Con:
All those lost golf balls get expensive.



The Swiss Miss-ter (Hdcp:  Hates People)

Undrafted Jeff

The Bobocracy

War Games-like mentality:  The only winning move is not to play.

Biggest Pro:
Impossible for his score to hurt the team.

Biggest Con:
Other Men may return to a smelly cabin if all he does is sit around drinking beer and farting all day.
He doesn't play golf, yet was taken ahead of others last year and cheered his team to victory.  Departed early for work, which could sour his potential this year.

Biggest Pro:
Can go beer-for-beer with any other team member.

Biggest Con:
Could douche out and disappear to go work again.



2012 Arrowhead Cup Kits Chosen

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:56:03 UTC 2012 | Link

Frighteningly Similar to Old Firm Colors.  Hopefully a Fight Doesn't Break Out
Frighteningly Similar to Old Firm Colors. Hopefully a Fight Doesn't Break Out

On the afternoon of April 16th, 2012, Citizen Dique and Cinnamon!, the captains of the 2012 Arrowhead Cup chose their branding for the coming tournament.

Each captain was required to pick the shirt from the other team.  Citzen Dique chose Valor Blue to adorn the squad led by Cinnamon!.  Cinnamon! elected Pro Green for his competitor.  Both chose stripes.  All the shirts will carry The Weekend of Man SIX logo on the right sleeve.

Continuing to improve on The Weekend of Man, this years shirts are Nike Dri-Fit UV Tech polos, the absolute top-of-the-line in golf apparel.  Extremely comfortable and cool, each Man shall play in comfort for the duration of the 2012 Arrowhead Cup.  Better yet, they will be offered at the same price as last year's now inferior shirts.




Announcing The Home of Man 2.0 - 'EPIC'

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:54:15 UTC 2012 | Link

Easy Event Management That Idiot Men Choose to Ignore
Easy Event Management That Idiot Men Choose to Ignore

Relying on a technique known as "Descriptive Marketing", The Weekend of Man proudly re-launches The Home of Man 2.0, a release going by the simple name of Epic, because that's what it is.


Epic allows each Man to plan the pinnacle event of his existance to his exact specifications.  The ability to pick activities, travel arrangements, and accommodations has been extensively re-worked and streamlined.  New this year are social networking tools available exclusively to those lucky enough to call themselves Alumni.


In addition to features and functionality, Nerd, Cinnamon, and The Bobocracy have uploaded all the pictures they had from every year of The Weekend of Man.


Alumni can login and try it for themselves:


http://www.weekendofman.com/events_20/delegate




The 2011 Ironhead Cup Draft: Results and Analysis

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:52:24 UTC 2012 | Link



This afternoon over lunch, Good Times Johnny (captain of the Vermilion Team) and Nerd (captain of the Mesabi Team) drafted their 2011 rosters for the Ironhead Cup.  It was moved up from July 21st to take advantage of a deal from Golfsmith that required the teams to be known.  Here’s the draft results and professional analysis by The Bobocracy:


First Round

1.  (1 Overall) – Scholarship
After being chosen by a bartender to have the first pick in the 2011 Draft, Good Times Johnny shocked everyone and took Scholarship with the first overall pick.  The pick was jeered by many in the audience as many other lower handicap golfers were available.  "I wanted to take the guy who has the time and is most likely to improve in the coming month." explained Good Times Johnny, referring to Scholarship's unemployment.  He continued, "Fly Fishing?  F*ck that.  His ass better be at the driving range."

2.  (2 Overall) - The Bobocracy
One of the top prospects in this year's draft, Nerd went with the player bringing by far the most local knowledge of the Iron Range golf courses.  A very long hitter with a good enough short game should offer scoring opportunities for the Mesabi Team.  There are some lingering concerns with The Bobocracy's game however.  His play tends to be incredibly streaky, going from brilliant to horrific from day-to-day.  A high-reward pick could become high-risk, especially if he plays with a hangover.

Second Round

1.  (3 Overall) - Master Baiter Jason
Good Times Johnny opened the second round with a brilliant pick, taking Master Baiter Jason.  Jason's consistency and attitude will be welcomed to the Vermilion Team.  His ability to go beer-for-beer with Good Times Johnny should be a strong addition to the team's chemistry.  A lack of golf over the summer by paying way too much attention to his pregnant wife may mean a rusty golf game for Master Baiter Jason.

2.  (4 Overall) - Nondescript Doug
A low handicapper that nobody but Scottish Rob knows, Nerd went with an "on-paper" pick, taking a single-digit handicap in the second round.  Descriptions of Doug have ranged from "kind of an average laid-back guy" to "nothing really of note."  Time will tell if Nerd's blind pick will match the paper qualifications, or if the Mesabi Team just acquired their own JaMarcus Russell.

Third Round

1.  (5 Overall) - The Phony Peroni
Another contraversial pick by Good Times Johnny started the third round with the selection of The Phony Peroni.  Known to break down mentally on the golf course, The Phony Peroni will have a lot to prove for the Vermilion Team.  All is not bad though, as The Phony Peroni has shown tremendous improvement recently and could be defined as this draft's sleeper pick.

2.  (6 Overall) - Kahnke Kong
Nerd and the Mesabi Team could not look past Kahnke Kong's claims of being an "average 300 yard driver" in the third round.  Unmentioned by Khanke Kong was the consistency of and direction in which the 300 yards would be, and the number of shots required to cover such a distance.  Not an accurate golfer, Kahnke Kong's game could play well to the best ball match play scoring in the Ironhead Cup with a few low scores scattered throughout the round.  The other thing Kahnke Kong is sure to bring is really bad beer.

Fourth Round

1.  (7 Overall) - Cinnamon!
Almost universally analyzed as possibly the worst pick in the draft, Good Times Johnny went with another team chemistry pick with a pretty horrible golf game.  Cinnamon is a short hitter and a poor putter.  While many better picks were on the board and available, Good Times Johnny revealed an interesting strategy.  Cinnamon's terrible slice will be a massive advantage on all the dogleg-right holes.  Of the 54 different holes on the 3 Ironhead Cup courses, 3 holes play to the right.

2.  (8 Overall) - Undrafted Jeff
Undrafted no longer, Nerd and the Mesabi Team took Undrafted Jeff with the 8th overall pick.  A lack of play in 2011 may hurt Undrafted Jeff in the Ironhead Cup, however he has recently attempted to "buy a game" by equipping himself with a new driver and hybrid (utility club, not car.)  Hyper-competitiveness and an anything-to-win attitude could offer strong locker room presence.

Fifth Round

1.  (9 Overall) - Sporadic Jack
During the 2011 Ironhead Cup Draft, Sporadic Jack, who was projected as a high first-round pick, was taken by Good Times Johnny and the Vermilion Team with the 1st pick in the 5th round, the 9th overall pick after the teams, even those in need of a veteran low-handicap golfer, were concerned with Sporadic Jack's well-documented course management problems. Before the draft Sporadic Jack was quoted as saying teams that pass on him "will regret it once they see what kind of a player I am and what kind of guy I really am."

2.  (10 Overall) - Macho Rod
Macho Rod, who can hit a driver 280 yards and a sand wedge 250, is an interesting fifth round pick.  Macho Rod's putter is the make-or-break portion of his game and it remains to be seen which putter (literally, he has several) Macho Rod brings to the 2011 Ironhead Cup.  Macho Rod has also battled injury problems in past years, and there is some concern that he is playing on the same team as The Bobocracy,  who's fat ass caused said injuries.

Sixth Round

1.  (11 Overall) - Sir Mix-A-Lot
Proving its not what you know but who you know, Sir Mix-A-Lot was picked by his own neighbor, Good Times Johnny, with the 11th overall pick.  Sir Mix-A-Lot brings with him a decent golf game that is well-complimented by the beverage cart.  Critics point to Sir Mix-A-Lot's tendency to "mix-a-lot" the night before as a potential downside to his game.

2.  (12 Overall) - The Nordique
Another relative unknown, The Nordique slid down the board despite a decent handicap due to relative obscurity, just like most other French Canadians.  Speculation abounds about a second potential cause for staying on the board until later rounds due to The Nordique's inability to correctly say "Chowder" while in Boston.  A pre-draft email from The Nordique boasted of his game by saying "I want to thank the other team in advance for letting me win, because you've seen [due to the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals] what happens when Canadians lose."

Seventh Round

1.  (13 Overall) - Scottish Rob
Scottish Rob and his uncanny resemblence to both the Gordon's Fisherman and an Old Spice commercial started the seventh round with a pick by Good Times Johnny.  The lateness of the pick is most likely a result of recent complains about a sore hip, a lack of dedication to the golf (as opposed to sailing), and a golf game where no raw talent stands out.  Scottish Rob's strongest asset is that he actually is Scottish, and they did invent the game.  "How else are you supposed to keep yourself entertained while herding sheep?" asked Scottish Rob.  No analysts wanted to provide a strongly-obvious answer.

(14 Overall) - Critical Steve
A fractured shin bone lands Critical Steve as the last pick in the seventh round.  While he assured both captains that doctors have paced his recovery well ahead of the Ironhead Cup, it was only Nerd who was willing to bet on it.  Critical Steve is an infrequent golfer and has a rusty game that may not score well for the Measbi Team.  His uncanny ability to over-react to mundane things might create problems within the team.

Eighth Round

1.  (15 Overall) - The Swiss Miss-ter
Good Times Johnny again focused on team chemistry by taking his non-golfer pick earlier in the draft.  The Swiss Miss-ter is a native of the Iron Range and with a general dislike of people, promises an interesting persective for the other members of the Vermilion Team.  While analysts question taking a non-golfer while some were still on the board, Good Times Johnny has brushed away the criticism almost as fast as The Swiss Miss-ter brushes away chances with women.

2.  (16 Overall) - The Wizard
Clearly a pressure pick after Good Times Johnny took the Swiss Miss-ter with the first pick in the 8th round, Nerd selected The Wizard, the other non-golfer in this year's draft.  The Wizard's spell casting abilities involving alcohol have the potential to wreak havoc on the Mesabi Team.  Despite the concern, Nerd has repeatedly voiced his confidence in the Wizard.


Ninth Round

1.  (17 Overall) - Citizen Dique
Only recently taking up golf dropped Citizen Dique to the final round of the 2011 Ironhead Cup Draft.  Citizen Dique does bring with him the ability to drink cheap beer with ease, a common trait amongst the draft targets for Good Times Johnny and the Vermilion Team.  When asked about how he plans to contribute to the team, Citizen Dique answered with "I'm a self-contained unit."

2.  (18 Overall) - 
With only one left on the draft board and the last pick in the draft, Nerd drafted a player-to-be-named-later.  it isn't yet known what this unknown player may or may not bring to the team, but it is certain that it will be uncertain.  "Party" was the simple response offered by Nerd.

 
Overall Handicaps:
Mesabi Team (Nerd):  21.75
Vermilion Team (Good Times Johnny):  21.0




The Ironhead Cup and Episode V Tee Times

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:51:04 UTC 2012 | Link

The Legend at Giants Ridge, #17, Par 3
The Legend at Giants Ridge, #17, Par 3

The Weekend of Man Alumni Association is pleased to annouce the first annual Ironhead Cup.  This tournament will feature a Ryder Cup style team golf tournament, captained by the two worst golfers in attendance.


Captains for The Weekend of Man Episode V are hereby announced as Nerd and Good Times Johnny.  Named after the two iron ranges in the Minnesota Arrowhead, Nerd will command the Vermilion Team, and Good Times Johnny will captain the Mesabi team.  The captains will choose their teams "gym class style" with the first pick going to the winner of a coin toss.  From there, they will alternate picks.  The Draft (as it shall be forever known) will occur over lunch two weeks prior at Noon on July 21st, 2011.  Captains will announce their pairings the evening before each match, with the first pairings being announced on Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011.  Pairings will be published exclusively on The Home of Man.


Round one will be played as a four-man best ball, with each Man playing his own ball and recording his own score.  From there, the lowest score on the hole by the team will be recorded match play style.  Round two will be played the same way as a two-man best ball, and the final round shall be individual matches.  Each match will record one point, and each tie shall record 1/2 point to each team.  There are 21 points at stake, with the first team to reach 11 points the winner.


The first annual Ironhead Cup tee times are as follows:


August 4th, 2011:  Round One, Four Man Best Ball - The Quarry at Giants Ridge
2:30pm: Vermilion Team One (1/2) vs. Mesabi Team One (1/2)
2:40pm: Vermilion Team One (3/4) vs. Mesabi Team One (3/4)
2:50pm: Vermilion Team Two (1/2) vs. Mesabi Team Two (1/2)
3:00pm: Vermilion Team Two (3/4) vs. Mesabi Team Two (3/4)
3:10pm: Vermilion Team Three (1/2) vs. Mesabi Team Three (1/2)
3:20pm: Vermilion Team Three (3/4) vs. Mesabi Team Three (3/4)


August 5th, 2011:  Round Two, Two Man Best Ball - The Legend at Giants Ridge
9:10am: Vermilion Team One vs. Mesabi Team One
9:20am: Vermilion Team Two vs. Mesabi Team Two
9:30am: Vermilion Team Three vs. Mesabi Team Three
9:40am: Vermilion Team Four vs. Mesabi Team Four
9:50am: Vermilion Team Five vs. Mesabi Team Five
10:00am: Vermilion Team Six vs. Mesabi Team Six


August 6th, 2011:  Round Three, Individual - The Wilderness at Fortune Bay
10:30am: Vermilion One/Two vs. Mesabi One/Two
10:40am: Vermilion Three/Four vs. Mesabi Three/Four
10:50am: Vermilion Five/Six vs. Mesabi Five/Six
11:00am: Vermilion Seven/Eight vs. Mesabi Seven/Eight
11:10am: Vermilion Nine/Ten vs. Mesabi Nine/Ten
11:20am: Vermilion Eleven/Twelve vs. Mesabi Eleven/Twelve


August 7th, 2011:  Round Four, Leisure - The Quarry at Giants Ridge
7:00am - Champion Team, Group One
7:10am - Champion Team, Group Two
7:20am - Champion Team, Group Three
7:30am - Losing Team, Group One
7:40am - Losing Team, Group Two
7:50am - Losing Team, Group Three




The Officials of Man

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:49:30 UTC 2012 | Link



After careful deliberation of a select few Men, it has been decided to bestow the most honorable of awards upon an exclusive group of merchants that have been found to provide quite simply the finest products and services available to Men.

It is with great pleasure that I announce to the finest of Men the selections for The Weekend of Man 2010. While on this planet exists an unbelievably vast network of merchants capable of providing objects of desire to Men, only the best even come remotely close to the nearly unreachable standards of The Weekend of Man.

While traditionally commerce would establish roles such as customer and vendor, it is contrary to the objective of which The Weekend of Man seeks to accomplish. Our goal is quite simple: Create relationships. We will seek to build long-term value by those esteemed enough to reach the lofty Weekend of Man standards.

You can view the Inaugural class on The Officials of Man.




The Weekend of Man Goes International

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:46:51 UTC 2012 | Link

Swedish
Swedish

The Weekend of Man Alumni Association is reaching "Across the Pond" this year and will include The Bobocracy's "Meatball Line" from work. Real, authentic, Swedes.

They will be in the United States for an important work meeting earlier that week and will join in the festivities at the end of the week.

Maybe we should add meatballs to the menu.


The Bobocracy




The Interactive Man

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:45:38 UTC 2012 | Link



Men,

On Friday The Home of Man gained a new marvelous feature that will allow this esteemed group of Men to better manage the World's Greatest Event, as well as allow you to collaborate with fellow Men.

I have worked hard to make sure this new area measures up the extremely high standards set by The Weekend of Man and truly believe it will raise the bar even further. Do note however, you MUST fill out your schedule prior to The Weekend of Man MMX in order for myself and others to appropriately plan for the four greatest days of your life.

You can login using the boxes on the left or go to:

http://www.weekendofman.com/publisher/pages/manweekend/home/scheduler

Please update your schedule and let me know what you think.


Thank you,

The Bobocracy




All Tee Times Reserved

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:43:21 UTC 2012 | Link

The Bobocracy's Clubs
The Bobocracy's Clubs

Men,

I have finished booking all our tee times for The Weekend of Man MMX. While I am sure that not all players will want to play each round, they are now on the tee sheet so the space is guaranteed for our group. As an additional bonus, I have been able to negotiate our rates on ALL the courses, resulting in a cost savings of more than $30.00 per round.

Here's the full block of tee times:

Thursday, June 10th:
The Legend @ Giants Ridge, 3:00 pm - 3:40 pm
$60.00

Friday, June 11th:
The Quarry @ Giants Ridge, 9:10 am & 9:20 am
The Legend @ Giants Ridge, 3:10 pm & 3:20 pm
Lunch included in greens fees between rounds
$140.00

Saturday, June 12th:
The Wilderness @ Fortune Bay, 3:10 pm - 4:00 pm
$64.00

Sunday, June 13th:
The Quarry @ Giants Ridge, 9:00 am - 9:50 am
Private breakfast buffet for The Weekend of Man
$89.00

I hope all of you, the finest of Men, find the above to meet your recreational needs. I am working on a calendaring system that will soon appear that will let you put your schedule together and total costs for you.

That's all for now,

The Bobocracy




Fore! Golf @ Fortune Bay Booked

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:41:12 UTC 2012 | Link

Man Tools
Man Tools

Men,

I am pleased to announce that I have been able to complete the transaction guaranteeing us tee times at Fortune Bay on Saturday, June 12th at 3:00 pm. These times will benefit from a group rate in addition to twilight rates.




The Bacon Explosion

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:32:49 UTC 2012 | Link

Hangovers:  Meet (Meat) Your Maker
Hangovers: Meet (Meat) Your Maker

Any man dare attempt to cook and/or eat the Bacon Explosion during The Weekend of Man?

It's a "weave" of bacon that surrounds a layer of pork sausage that surrounds a layer of crispy diced bacon. This amazing bacon bounty is then coated in BBQ sauce, you know, for looks.

This might be too much for even the finest of men.

See the recipe here:

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/




Reservations Made

Posted by The Bobocracy - Tue May 15 09:03:11 UTC 2012 | Link

The 2009 Logo of Man
The 2009 Logo of Man

Men,

Man Weekend 2009 closed successfully, albeit cold, and so the planning for The Weekend of Man, MMX begins.

I have finalized our reservations and am happy to inform you that we will have the exact same accommodations we had last year. In addition, due to an expected increase in demand, we will add one more villa to The Home of Man. Should this become unnecessary due to lower-than-expected attendance, I will modify our reservation.

Bruce-in-Law has been appointed as the Treasurer for the Man Weekend Alumni Association and will be coordinating our related financials. I have been happy to inform him that I have negotiated a discount for our group in excess of 31% for our lodging from this year's rates.

I encourage you to visit regularly to stay up-to-date on The Blog of Man as I will post regular updates here rather than sending lengthy emails to you about all things Man.




OK guys, this is going to work and it's going to be hilarious!


Undrafted Jeff - Plotting the hand-in-warm-water trick on The Bobocracy, standing adjacent to a still-awake Bobocracy.

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