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The Words of Men
How 'bout that tater tot cock sucker?!
Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Incorrectly describing a good golf shot.
How much does she weigh?
The Phoni Peroni - Problem solving.
Hey you weren't kidding, this lake really is beautiful.
Bruce-in-Law - Observing Lake Vermilion, voiding off the far side of the boat while fishing.
Cotton paper is what Tom would use for dinner invitations.
Good Times Johnny - Commentary on the official parchment of Man.
I'm a man of moral ambiguity. I believe in something strongly, until I don't believe in it any more.
The Wizard - Loop-holing future activities.
It's like Vince Lombardi once said: Winning isn't the only thing, it's the only thing.
Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Quoting legends.
Oh no.
Master Baiter Jason and Kent 45 the Six Shitter (Simultaneous) - Response to a stranger's declaration of poor hearing when asking directions to the nearest vendor of alcohol
I'd rather eat 75 year old p***y than taste the Colonel's chicken.
Unknown Paired Golfer - Dissertation of fast food while urinating into the wind onto himself.
We walk into the Legion and it's 50 cent beers.................So ten dollars later...
Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Narrating a story that illustrates when to leave a bar.
It's definitely, probably...
The Wizard - Casting a spell.
(unintelligible)
Fellow McGregor Owner - Iron Range native's interpretation of Scottish Rob's conversation about a boat.
I have to get a Blatz Light to wash this crap beer out of my mouth.
Undrafted Jeff - In slight violation of Lipetzky's Law.
It's really nice to sit around this fire with all you g...Man, I played golf like shit today.
Sporadic Jack - Interrupting himself.
Asswipes!
Dr. Chuck and Mr. Solheid - Stating his opinion of observations made unto him by Man Alumni.
I'm drunk and need a little pick-me-up.
Good Times Johnny - Response to inquiry about a purchase of more beer.
It's not beer. It's whiskey.
Good Times Johnny - Responding to Bearded Jack's concern of drinking malted beverages before 9:00 am.
Somebody knocked my dick in the dirt.
Profound Schmitz - Responding to the Bag Drop Attendant's greeting.
Do they check for outstanding warrants at the border?
The Wizard - On a spontaneous plan to retrieve authentic maple syrup.
They named it Bitchfield!
Brother Gene - Commentary on first-ring Minneapolis suburbs.
You look like an Old Spice commercial!
Good Times Johnny - Commentary on the appearance of Scottish Rob in his boat.
GIN AND TONIC!
The Bobocracy - Calling for (and receiving) a drink from a beverage cart on a lake-front golf course while in a boat on said lake fishing.
Nope.
Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Unsolicited opinion to further time at The Gladiator.
When I used the ATM it said English or Chippewa. I selected Chippewa and it gave me tobacco.
Good Times Johnny - Early morning at the casino, still drunk from the night before.
Noooooooooooooo!
Dr. Chuck and Mr. Solheid - In response to Bruce-in-Law
Hey Chuck, titties!
Bruce-in-Law - Attempting to raise Dr. Chuck and Mr. Solheid.
(unintelligible)
Scottish Rob - Scottish Rob's interpretation of a native Iron Ranger's conversation about a boat.
Blackjack or Tech Support?
Master Baiter Jason - Clarifying which Indians.
Should I piss on them?
The Bobocracy - Observing hundreds of still butterflies, in the middle of Sporadic Jack's backswing.
Excuse me, do you have any capes or scepters?
Good Times Johnny - Finding a gift for The Wizard...At a bait shop.
One time I blew a tranny, during rush hour.
Cinnamon! - Leaving us all to draw our own conclusions.
Saying IPAs are gross is like saying cars suck after driving a Pinto.
Good Times Johnny - Responding to Cinnamon's description of highly-hopped beers.
He said you look like an Old Spice commercial!
Unknown Marina Patron - The relayed response to Scottish Rob's inquiry of Good Times Johnny's declaration.
A twenty. Let me get you a few bucks in change.
Arctic Barker - Negotiating the 3:00 am sale of goods to a naked man.
OK guys, this is going to work and it's going to be hilarious!
Undrafted Jeff - Plotting the hand-in-warm-water trick on The Bobocracy, standing adjacent to a still-awake Bobocracy.
Four person is NOT four man.
Good Times Johnny - Calculating the operating capacities of a hot tub, post occupancy.
Cotton paper is what Tom would use for dinner invitations.
Good Times Johnny - Commentary on the official parchment of Man.
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