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They named it Bitchfield!


Brother Gene - Commentary on first-ring Minneapolis suburbs.

It's like Vince Lombardi once said: Winning isn't the only thing, it's the only thing.


Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Quoting legends.

He said you look like an Old Spice commercial!


Unknown Marina Patron - The relayed response to Scottish Rob's inquiry of Good Times Johnny's declaration.

You look like an Old Spice commercial!


Good Times Johnny - Commentary on the appearance of Scottish Rob in his boat.

(unintelligible)


Fellow McGregor Owner - Iron Range native's interpretation of Scottish Rob's conversation about a boat.

Should I piss on them?


The Bobocracy - Observing hundreds of still butterflies, in the middle of Sporadic Jack's backswing.

How much does she weigh?


The Phoni Peroni - Problem solving.

Asswipes!


Dr. Chuck and Mr. Solheid - Stating his opinion of observations made unto him by Man Alumni.

Saying IPAs are gross is like saying cars suck after driving a Pinto.


Good Times Johnny - Responding to Cinnamon's description of highly-hopped beers.

GIN AND TONIC!


The Bobocracy - Calling for (and receiving) a drink from a beverage cart on a lake-front golf course while in a boat on said lake fishing.

(unintelligible)


Scottish Rob - Scottish Rob's interpretation of a native Iron Ranger's conversation about a boat.

Hey Chuck, titties!


Bruce-in-Law - Attempting to raise Dr. Chuck and Mr. Solheid.

Somebody knocked my dick in the dirt.


Profound Schmitz - Responding to the Bag Drop Attendant's greeting.

I'm drunk and need a little pick-me-up.


Good Times Johnny - Response to inquiry about a purchase of more beer.

Do they check for outstanding warrants at the border?


The Wizard - On a spontaneous plan to retrieve authentic maple syrup.

I'd rather eat 75 year old p***y than taste the Colonel's chicken.


Unknown Paired Golfer - Dissertation of fast food while urinating into the wind onto himself.

It's really nice to sit around this fire with all you g...Man, I played golf like shit today.


Sporadic Jack - Interrupting himself.

OK guys, this is going to work and it's going to be hilarious!


Undrafted Jeff - Plotting the hand-in-warm-water trick on The Bobocracy, standing adjacent to a still-awake Bobocracy.

A twenty. Let me get you a few bucks in change.


Arctic Barker - Negotiating the 3:00 am sale of goods to a naked man.

Oh no.


Master Baiter Jason and Kent 45 the Six Shitter (Simultaneous) - Response to a stranger's declaration of poor hearing when asking directions to the nearest vendor of alcohol

When I used the ATM it said English or Chippewa. I selected Chippewa and it gave me tobacco.


Good Times Johnny - Early morning at the casino, still drunk from the night before.

Four person is NOT four man.


Good Times Johnny - Calculating the operating capacities of a hot tub, post occupancy.

Noooooooooooooo!


Dr. Chuck and Mr. Solheid - In response to Bruce-in-Law

I'm a man of moral ambiguity. I believe in something strongly, until I don't believe in it any more.


The Wizard - Loop-holing future activities.

One time I blew a tranny, during rush hour.


Cinnamon! - Leaving us all to draw our own conclusions.

It's not beer. It's whiskey.


Good Times Johnny - Responding to Bearded Jack's concern of drinking malted beverages before 9:00 am.

Hey you weren't kidding, this lake really is beautiful.


Bruce-in-Law - Observing Lake Vermilion, voiding off the far side of the boat while fishing.

Blackjack or Tech Support?


Master Baiter Jason - Clarifying which Indians.

Excuse me, do you have any capes or scepters?


Good Times Johnny - Finding a gift for The Wizard...At a bait shop.

It's definitely, probably...


The Wizard - Casting a spell.

I have to get a Blatz Light to wash this crap beer out of my mouth.


Undrafted Jeff - In slight violation of Lipetzky's Law.

Cotton paper is what Tom would use for dinner invitations.


Good Times Johnny - Commentary on the official parchment of Man.

We walk into the Legion and it's 50 cent beers.................So ten dollars later...


Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Narrating a story that illustrates when to leave a bar.

Nope.


Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Unsolicited opinion to further time at The Gladiator.

How 'bout that tater tot cock sucker?!


Kent 45 The Six Shitter - Incorrectly describing a good golf shot.

They named it Bitchfield!


Brother Gene - Commentary on first-ring Minneapolis suburbs.

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