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The 2014 Ironhead Cup Draft
Posted by The Bobocracy - Sat Jun 28 22:57:54 UTC 2014 | Link
The 2014 Ironhead Cup Draft took it to new heights, thanks to the collaborative creativity of this year's captains, Undrafted Jeff and Sam Adequate. A number of Alumni attended, many beers were consumed, and the entirety of a complete packed bar was involved in deciding this year's teams.
Undrafted Jeff and Sam Adequate decided to choose this year's teams by having bar patrons draw names from a hat. Waiters and waitresses, hosts and hostesses, and a large number of bar patrons selected names one-by-one and the teams slowly came together. Oddly enough, all but one name was drawn by a woman. Huh. Per Ironhead Cup rules, the hostess chose who picked first and selected Undrafted Jeff and the Bowser Big Oaks to have the first pick.
On to the draft results!
Captains:
Undrafted Jeff - Bowser Big Oaks
Sam Adequate - Casco
FIRST ROUND (The Lake City)
1) Bowser Big Oaks - Bruce-in-Law (Drawn by Jenna, a patron sitting at the bar)
2) Casco - Blue Polaski (Drawn by Amy, a patron at an adjacent table)
SECOND ROUND (The Bar Employee)
3) Bowser Big Oaks - Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Drawn by Nick, a waiter bearing a striking resemblence to Abe Lincoln)
4) Casco - 128 Fluid Ounces (Drawn by Kendra, our lovely and attentive waitress)
THIRD ROUND (The Exclamation Point)
5) Bowser Big Oaks - Hambone! (Drawn by Sara, the hostess)
6) Casco - Cinnamon! (Drawn by Emily, a patron at a table and the first half of the draft's first double-down)
FOURTH ROUND (The J2EE)
7) Bowser Big Oaks - Macho Rod (Drawn by Milli, another patron and the second half of the draft's first double-down)
8) Casco - The Bobocracy (Drawn by Allison, a patron at a table on the far side of the bar)
FIFTH ROUND (The A.T.F.)
9) Bowser Big Oaks - Scottish Rob (Drawn by Mary, who has nothing notable to record)
10) Casco - Amphetamine Dave (Drawn by Tammy, a bar patron who looked exactly like a Tammy should)
SIXTH ROUND (The Bottom Feeder)
11) Bowser Big Oaks - Sporadic Jack (Drawn by Sara, the second Sara of the night)
12) Casco - Kahnke Kong (Drawn by Julie, a bar patron who didn't know why she was drawing out of a hat with one name)
Undrafted Jeff and Sam Adequate decided to choose this year's teams by having bar patrons draw names from a hat. Waiters and waitresses, hosts and hostesses, and a large number of bar patrons selected names one-by-one and the teams slowly came together. Oddly enough, all but one name was drawn by a woman. Huh. Per Ironhead Cup rules, the hostess chose who picked first and selected Undrafted Jeff and the Bowser Big Oaks to have the first pick.
On to the draft results!
Captains:
Undrafted Jeff - Bowser Big Oaks
Sam Adequate - Casco
FIRST ROUND (The Lake City)
1) Bowser Big Oaks - Bruce-in-Law (Drawn by Jenna, a patron sitting at the bar)
2) Casco - Blue Polaski (Drawn by Amy, a patron at an adjacent table)
SECOND ROUND (The Bar Employee)
3) Bowser Big Oaks - Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Drawn by Nick, a waiter bearing a striking resemblence to Abe Lincoln)
4) Casco - 128 Fluid Ounces (Drawn by Kendra, our lovely and attentive waitress)
THIRD ROUND (The Exclamation Point)
5) Bowser Big Oaks - Hambone! (Drawn by Sara, the hostess)
6) Casco - Cinnamon! (Drawn by Emily, a patron at a table and the first half of the draft's first double-down)
FOURTH ROUND (The J2EE)
7) Bowser Big Oaks - Macho Rod (Drawn by Milli, another patron and the second half of the draft's first double-down)
8) Casco - The Bobocracy (Drawn by Allison, a patron at a table on the far side of the bar)
FIFTH ROUND (The A.T.F.)
9) Bowser Big Oaks - Scottish Rob (Drawn by Mary, who has nothing notable to record)
10) Casco - Amphetamine Dave (Drawn by Tammy, a bar patron who looked exactly like a Tammy should)
SIXTH ROUND (The Bottom Feeder)
11) Bowser Big Oaks - Sporadic Jack (Drawn by Sara, the second Sara of the night)
12) Casco - Kahnke Kong (Drawn by Julie, a bar patron who didn't know why she was drawing out of a hat with one name)
You look like an Old Spice commercial!
Good Times Johnny - Commentary on the appearance of Scottish Rob in his boat.
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