The 2014 Ironhead Cup Draft

Posted by The Bobocracy - June 28, 2014 | Link



The 2014 Ironhead Cup Draft took it to new heights, thanks to the collaborative creativity of this year's captains, Undrafted Jeff and Sam Adequate.  A number of Alumni attended, many beers were consumed, and the entirety of a complete packed bar was involved in deciding this year's teams.

Undrafted Jeff and Sam Adequate decided to choose this year's teams by having bar patrons draw names from a hat.  Waiters and waitresses, hosts and hostesses, and a large number of bar patrons selected names one-by-one and the teams slowly came together.  Oddly enough, all but one name was drawn by a woman.  Huh.  Per Ironhead Cup rules, the hostess chose who picked first and selected Undrafted Jeff and the Bowser Big Oaks to have the first pick.

On to the draft results!

Captains:
Undrafted Jeff - Bowser Big Oaks
Sam Adequate - Casco


FIRST ROUND (The Lake City)
1)  Bowser Big Oaks - Bruce-in-Law (Drawn by Jenna, a patron sitting at the bar)
2)  Casco - Blue Polaski (Drawn by Amy, a patron at an adjacent table)


SECOND ROUND (The Bar Employee)
3)  Bowser Big Oaks - Crystal Meth Tweaker Doug (Drawn by Nick, a waiter bearing a striking resemblence to Abe Lincoln)
4)  Casco - 128 Fluid Ounces (Drawn by Kendra, our lovely and attentive waitress)


THIRD ROUND (The Exclamation Point)
5)  Bowser Big Oaks - Hambone!  (Drawn by Sara, the hostess)
6)  Casco - Cinnamon! (Drawn by Emily, a patron at a table and the first half of the draft's first double-down)


FOURTH ROUND (The J2EE)
7)  Bowser Big Oaks - Macho Rod (Drawn by Milli, another patron and the second half of the draft's first double-down)
8)  Casco - The Bobocracy (Drawn by Allison, a patron at a table on the far side of the bar)


FIFTH ROUND (The A.T.F.)
9)  Bowser Big Oaks - Scottish Rob (Drawn by Mary, who has nothing notable to record)
10) Casco - Amphetamine Dave (Drawn by Tammy, a bar patron who looked exactly like a Tammy should)


SIXTH ROUND (The Bottom Feeder)
11)  Bowser Big Oaks - Sporadic Jack (Drawn by Sara, the second Sara of the night)
12)  Casco - Kahnke Kong (Drawn by Julie, a bar patron who didn't know why she was drawing out of a hat with one name)
 



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